"Reply all to THIS, motherfucker."
"I am so mad I could GNAW something."
"Like, just really CHEW on something."
"Honey, computers confuse me. Can you please fix this???
"Well, fine, I won't Gchat you either."
"SEAMLESS I'M HUNGRY PLEASE HELP"
"Sometimes I bring my laptop to Target and work on spreadsheets from the bed section while wearing this."
"'Forgot your password?!' I DON'T NEED A PASSWORD!"
"This desk is just TOO clean."
"Why can't I just close my head in here."
"I will Office Space this shit so hard right now."
"What do all these do, lol"
"Oh, they're accessories"