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The World Isn't Ending, Bubble Wrap Is Here To Stay

Life is still bubbly.

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A Wall Street Journal report that the company is developing a new wrap without the signature "pop" led to mass bubble hysteria today.

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This may be because the article didn't mention until the very bottom that the company, which has been selling Bubble Wrap since 1960, will continue to sell both varieties.

A lot of people interpreted this as the end of Bubble Wrap as we know it, and were understandably distraught.

Bubble Wrap No Longer Popable, Life No Longer Worth Living


Very distraught.

I just heard on the news that the new bubble wrap can't be popped which proves to me that evil does exist in the world...

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