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15 Of The Most Impossible "Would You Rather" Questions You've Ever Heard

Would you rather send a sext to your grandma...or receive one?

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BuzzFeed's Internet Explorer podcast had on PJ Vogt and Alex Goldman, hosts of the excellent podcast Reply All to talk about the internet.

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We asked them some of the toughest "would you rathers" we could think of. See how your answers stack up against PJ and Alex.

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  1. Would you rather:

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    Have a Minions-themed wedding.
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    Have a Minions-themed funeral.
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  1. Would you rather:

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    Get a My Little Pony tattoo on your bicep.
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    Get caught looking at My Little Pony cartoon porn one time by your significant other.
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    Get a My Little Pony tattoo on your bicep.
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    Get caught looking at My Little Pony cartoon porn one time by your significant other.
  1. Would you rather:

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    Accidentally piss off Gamergaters.
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    Accidentally piss off One Direction fans.
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    Accidentally piss off Gamergaters.
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    Accidentally piss off One Direction fans.
  1. Would you rather:

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    Have your parents see your Google search history.
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    Have someone you're dating see your Google search history.
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    Have your parents see your Google search history.
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    Have someone you're dating see your Google search history.
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  1. Would you rather:

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    Have your boss BCC'd on all of your emails — work AND personal.
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    Only be able to communicate over the phone (no email or text).
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    Have your boss BCC'd on all of your emails — work AND personal.
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    Only be able to communicate over the phone (no email or text).
  1. Would you rather:

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    Accidentally "like" one of your ex's instagrams from 3 months ago.
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    Accidentally "like" a Facebook photo of you and your ex from when you were still dating.
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    Accidentally "like" one of your ex's instagrams from 3 months ago.
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    Accidentally "like" a Facebook photo of you and your ex from when you were still dating.
  1. Would you rather:

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    Open your laptop in a classroom and have it start playing porn with the speakers turned all the way up.
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    Open your laptop in front of your parents and have it start playing porn with the speakers turned all the way up.
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    Open your laptop in a classroom and have it start playing porn with the speakers turned all the way up.
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    Open your laptop in front of your parents and have it start playing porn with the speakers turned all the way up.
  1. Would you rather:

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    Be able to talk to dogs but never be able to pet them again.
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    Be able to talk to cats but forget how to speak to humans.
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    Be able to talk to dogs but never be able to pet them again.
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    Be able to talk to cats but forget how to speak to humans.
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  1. Would you rather:

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    Find out the person you're dating is an adult baby.
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    Find out the person you're dating has a micropenis.
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    Find out the person you're dating is an adult baby.
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    Find out the person you're dating has a micropenis.
  1. Would you rather:

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    Get a forehead tattoo of your first screenname.
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    Get a tattoo of all 56 pages of iTunes’ terms and conditions in super small print on your back.
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    Get a forehead tattoo of your first screenname.
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    Get a tattoo of all 56 pages of iTunes’ terms and conditions in super small print on your back.
  1. Would you rather:

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    Break Drake's heart.
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    Have Nicki Minaj be disappointed in you.
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    Break Drake's heart.
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    Have Nicki Minaj be disappointed in you.
  1. Would you rather:

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    Send a sext to your grandma.
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    Get a sext from your grandma.
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    Send a sext to your grandma.
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    Get a sext from your grandma.
  1. Would you rather:

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    Use a cell phone that screamed out everything you typed on it.
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    Have a pair of Google Glass permanently attached to your face and have a segway be your only mode of transportation.
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    Use a cell phone that screamed out everything you typed on it.
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    Have a pair of Google Glass permanently attached to your face and have a segway be your only mode of transportation.
  1. Would you rather:

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    Only be able to speak in dubstep drops.
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    Only be able to speak in Iggy Azalea song lyrics.
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    Only be able to speak in dubstep drops.
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    Only be able to speak in Iggy Azalea song lyrics.
  1. Would you rather:

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    Switch places with that dentist that killed Cecil The Lion.
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    Switch places with Miley Cyrus and live the Nicki Minaj "what's good" moment over and over for eternity.
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    Switch places with that dentist that killed Cecil The Lion.
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    Switch places with Miley Cyrus and live the Nicki Minaj "what's good" moment over and over for eternity.

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