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13 People Who Basically Want Sallie Mae To Burn In Hell For Its Birthday

People weren't too thrilled Sallie Mae turned 40.

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Student loan provider Sallie Mae recently celebrated its 40th birthday.

Sallie Mae

@SallieMae

Today we're 40 years old!

1. But a lot of people didn't seem too thrilled about it (probably has something to do with the fact that student loan debt in America is more than $1 trillion).

Fuck you and your birthday, Bitch. RT @SallieMae: Today we're 40 years old!

Chedda Bae Biscuits

@TheJazzyBelle

Fuck you and your birthday, Bitch. RT @SallieMae: Today we're 40 years old!

2.

Wish you ppl never existed. Ruining credit, which in America means, ruining lives. RT @SallieMae: Today we're 40 years old!

#POPHOOD

@AUXAyan

Wish you ppl never existed. Ruining credit, which in America means, ruining lives. RT @SallieMae: Today we're 40 years old!

3.

And each one is raping my paycheck RT @SallieMae When Sallie Mae opened 1973, we had 7 employees. Today we employ 7,000 people nationwide.

Whitney Antoinette

@LoveSymbol

And each one is raping my paycheck RT @SallieMae When Sallie Mae opened 1973, we had 7 employees. Today we employ 7,000 people nationwide.

4.

Misspelled goons. RT @SallieMae: When Sallie Mae opened 1973, we had 7 employees. Today we employ 7,000 people nationwide.

The Kitchenista

@MissAngelaDavis

Misspelled goons. RT @SallieMae: When Sallie Mae opened 1973, we had 7 employees. Today we employ 7,000 people nationwide.

5.

but yall still playing phone games calling folks with blocked numbers?… smh GROW UP RT @SallieMae: Today we're 40 years old!

drizzy.

@spinnellii

but yall still playing phone games calling folks with blocked numbers?… smh GROW UP RT @SallieMae: Today we're 40 years old!

6.

Only 7,000!? But yall destroy the souls of millions! RT @SallieMae: When Sallie Mae opened, we had 7 employees. Today we employ 7,000 people

Jason Weintraub

@JRtheWriter

Only 7,000!? But yall destroy the souls of millions! RT @SallieMae: When Sallie Mae opened, we had 7 employees. Today we employ 7,000 people

7.

STFU! RT @SallieMae Today we're 40 years old!

GLENDA G â„¢

@GLENDA_G_

STFU! RT @SallieMae Today we're 40 years old!

8.

A bunch of snitches RT @SallieMae: When Sallie Mae opened 1973, we had 7 employees. Today we employ 7,000 people nationwide."

Dyamond Lejoi

@Dys_pusspuss

A bunch of snitches RT @SallieMae: When Sallie Mae opened 1973, we had 7 employees. Today we employ 7,000 people nationwide."

9.

The 7 prbly still owe ya'll money. RT @SallieMae When Sallie Mae opened 1973, we had 7 employees. Today we employ 7,000 people nationwide.

Miss Parker

@IpheliaPaine

The 7 prbly still owe ya'll money. RT @SallieMae When Sallie Mae opened 1973, we had 7 employees. Today we employ 7,000 people nationwide.

10.

RT if you hope SallieMae don't live to see 41 RT @SallieMae: Today we're 40 years old!””

mrs wilburn

@HoeStopLyin

RT if you hope SallieMae don't live to see 41 RT @SallieMae: Today we're 40 years old!””

11.

And ill probably still owe yo weak ass when i get there. RT @SallieMae: Today we're 40 years old!

Summer Sam Shakusky

@DaveThePaxtons

And ill probably still owe yo weak ass when i get there. RT @SallieMae: Today we're 40 years old!

12.

40 years of oppression! RT @SallieMae Today we're 40 years old!

Uptown Brown

@Thiqueneque

40 years of oppression! RT @SallieMae Today we're 40 years old!

13.

FUCK ALL 7,000 OF Y'ALL... RT @SallieMae: When Sallie Mae opened 1973, we had 7 employees. Today we employ 7,000 people nationwide.

JBreezy The Poet

@WatchJ

FUCK ALL 7,000 OF Y'ALL... RT @SallieMae: When Sallie Mae opened 1973, we had 7 employees. Today we employ 7,000 people nationwide.

h/t The Daily Dot.

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