Lots of hits on Jim Lehrer:
Y’all stop making fun of Jim Lehrer, this is his Make-A-Wish. #Debate— Jenny Johnson
“Gentlemen, PLEASE…” — Jim Lehrer, at 3:12 a.m., as Romney begins his recounting of the plot of PRACTICAL MAGIC #debate— Patton Oswalt
And Big Bird/PBS jokes.
Yo Mitt Romney, Sesame Street is brought to you today by the letters F & U! #debates #SupportBigBird— Big Bird
If Big Bird’s a goner, I can only imagine that he’ll use nuclear weapons on Fraggle Rock.— billy eichner
Cutting PBS support (0.012% of budget) to help balance the Federal budget is like deleting text files to make room on your 500Gig hard drive— Neil deGrasse Tyson
Which made varying degrees of sense…
I love great schools
I love Big Bird
I like coal Not feeling the coal-love— mia farrow
Mitt Romney’s silver fox hair even got “Just For Men” trending:
I would not want to be the President. I like my hair to stay black!! Become President and go gray! Lol— Michael Strahan
And then, jokes about sex and jokes about the uselessness of debates:
â€œI was gonna vote for [insert candidate] but after watching the debate Iâ€™m going to vote for [that exact same candidate.] - Everyone— rob delaney
This is the least funny SNL opening ever.— Justin Shanes
I see the candidates are going to avoid any mention of my vagina just like every guy I’ve ever dated— Shira
- Donald Trump broke with decades of US policy by speaking with the president of Taiwan Friday, a move that could anger China.
- A jury failed to reach a verdict Friday in the case of Michael Slager, a former South Carolina officer charged in the fatal shooting of Walter Scott.
- The US Commission on Civil Rights will visit the campsite where people have protested the Dakota Access Pipeline for months.
- A UFC fighter is asking people to crash apples with their bare hands 🍎💪