But Not Before Making A Bunch Of Obvious Lonely Island Jokes
Even Mom Got In On The Act
People Were Generally Perplexed By The Boat Angle
A Lot Of People Were Selling Boats On Craigslist (Slightly Used, Riddled With Bullet Holes)
Some Laughs Were Had Over The Fact That "Dzhokhar" Kind Of Sounded Like "Joker"
A Few Grand Theft Auto References Were Made
A Closed Captioning Service Was Apparently A Fan Of "New Girl"
But Folks Mostly Urged Calm
And Warned People Not To Mess With Boston
And Even Though We Had A Few Laughs At Their Expense...
...We'd Really Like To Thank All The People Who Helped To Bring An End To All Of This
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