1. “hate boss”
Hopefully your asshole boss will be OK with your public posts about how much you hate them?
2. “weird rash”
This one’s mostly about babies, but there are some choice oversharers in here too.
There’s a much higher number of people who are looking for a one night stand on Facebook than people who have successfully had them. Which is depressing.
Are they not Facebook friends with their boyfriends? Or is this how they communicate? I don’t get it.
This one’s kind of sad. :(
7. “peed pants”
An unscientific survey of these results reveals that most people peeing their pants are peeing their pants with delight, rather than through general incontinence. So that’s something.
Sorry, boys. :(
9. “my dui”
People who get DUIs are kind of hilarious.
Ain’t gonna happen.
This might be the most embarrassing one of all.
- France is casting its first round of ballots today for a new president in a context unlike any other in the country's recent history 🇫🇷
- The police officer killed by a terrorist on the Champs-Élysées in Paris is being remembered as a defender of LGBT rights and a patriot.
- Scientists and supporters marched to fight against perceived hostility from Trump — with delightfully nerdy signs 🤓
- In 2014, #Girlboss became the woman's career bible. Now, Sophia Amoruso is doubling down on career-focused feminism with a new company.
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