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This Small Illinois Town Had To Erect A Sign To Stop A Pooping Bandit

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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Welcome to the small town of Hampton, Illinois, where the locals love nothing more than cycling and jogging along the pristine shores of the mighty Mississippi River.

But all is not right in this picturesque little town...

The problem has gotten so out of control that the town's public works department has been forced to erect a sign pleading with the turd hoodlum to "stop pooping on (the) bike path."

McKay said he knows the evasive crap cretin is human because the poops are always discovered with a piece of toilet paper stuffed on top.

Who's the mystery pooper of Hampton, Illinois? Town urges halt to deucing on the bike path:

David Mack is a reporter and weekend editor for BuzzFeed News in New York.

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