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This Small Illinois Town Had To Erect A Sign To Stop A Pooping Bandit

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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Welcome to the small town of Hampton, Illinois, where the locals love nothing more than cycling and jogging along the pristine shores of the mighty Mississippi River.

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But all is not right in this picturesque little town...

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The problem has gotten so out of control that the town's public works department has been forced to erect a sign pleading with the turd hoodlum to "stop pooping on (the) bike path."

McKay said he knows the evasive crap cretin is human because the poops are always discovered with a piece of toilet paper stuffed on top.

Who's the mystery pooper of Hampton, Illinois? Town urges halt to deucing on the bike path: http://t.co/RbP4axj5Cq

David Mack is a reporter and weekend editor for BuzzFeed News in New York.

Contact David Mack at david.mack@buzzfeed.com.

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