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Katherine Miller on fundraising in 2015. With apologies to the DCCC, NRCC, et al.

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Name -- A puppy is falling from the sky. Unless we put enough cash in a big pile to break its fall before the quarterly fundraising deadlin

Name -- When did you first realize the weight of your own mistakes?

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Name-- The FEC deadline is here...can you keep a secret? Hillary split her soul into 7 PIECES & hid them in whimsically named coffee shops

Name-- Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful? If we let Paul Ryan SLASH Social Security will there even be a futu

Name-- Do you know where your kids are? Are you sure? The faster you help us meet this fundraising deadline, the faster you'll be able to

NAME-- You know the pulsing feeling of anxiety, that unease things aren't going well -- they're unresolved -- you've failed? Tonight's FEC

NAME-- Are you up? Hey. So, like, I know things haven't been great lately. I know that. But if you can help us meet this FEC deadline,

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NAME-- Know you've heard from us a lot today! Wanted to pass along this message: We have your SSN. And, NAME, if we don't meet our quarte

Subject: ACCEPT DEFEAT Look, [NAME], remember Franz Kafka's The Trial? We're in the 17th inning and time no longer has meaning.

Name -- Who doesn't like Adele? The GOP! They've taken her hostage, and unless we meet this FEC deadline we won't be able to pay the ranso

Name -- Remember that awful Folgers ad with the brother and the sister? If the GOP wins back the White House, they'll replay it EVERY DAY,

Name -- I'll tell you a secret: Hillary Clinton is behind the Cleveland Browns' misfortune. Unless we outraise her, she'll take this agend

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Name, You know that ball they drop in NY? Nancy Pelosi's filled it with demons. Unless we break its fall with cash,

NAME-- Good news: The dog had ham on its face. But remember how you felt? With this latest FEC deadline we are like that dog, asking for

NAME-- We both know you're home, alone. And even if you're not home per se, you're alone. We all are. Be a part of something. Donate befo

NAME, I need you tonight. Not like that! That would be an FEC violation. LOL! But I do need the support of friends like you before this d

NAME-- Can one human trust another? Guess I'll find out when I check our fundraising receipts at 12:01 a.m. Sent from my iPhone

NAME-- Have you read The Death of Ivan Ilyich? Don't! I did and now I fear a life of regret. Regret like not doing all I can for this camp

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