The Apathy Party

Created by an advertising agency, the satirical Apathy Party’s strongly worded ‘nonifesto’ proclaims “Whatever.”

Their online store offers PDFs that read “I chose not to chose” and can be printed on iron-on transfers (they were too lazy to print up the T-shirts themselves); an air freshener available in “indifference,” “disinterest,” and “pine”; a chance to enjoy a meal full of awkward silences with a candidate for $965.25; and an apathy Magic 8 Ball and indecision coin for making decisions. The store does not accept any major credit cards and all items will be shipped whenever.

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