We know you're a sucker for useless cute things. Unfortunately, there are no emoticons for "deadpan stare" or "curious pervert" so that rules out any accurate depiction of your current state while riding the subway. But imagine these peeking out from underneath that mop of hair of yours! 2 cute 2 call.
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