I NEED TO GET LAID THE SEXUAL TENSION IN MY LIFE IS TOO MUCH
Just wanna announce I ran 5.52 miles right now #IDontCareIfYouDontCare
Why can’t I poop without my feet falling asleep.
travis U S A
I don’t care who the fuck you are. George bush > obama. at least he actually loves America
9. Large-Billed Crow
You better count your lucky stars that you’re not within ass-kicking distance of this bird. The Large Billed Crow is a ruthless tweeter who would absolutely murder you in cold blood if only you were anywhere nearby. You can recognize this creature by its oversized beak and stupid profile photo - unfortunately - it’s one of the most difficult birds to locate as it spends most of its day hidden behind a firewall of shame
Honey you’re so damn lucky I’m not in Ozona. I’m not a typical bitch, I will fuck you up Ã°Å¸ËœËœÃ°Å¸ËœËœ #C’monBaby
11. Wandering Tattler
While all the other birds are out doing important life shit, this particular species spends its time trolling around the nest. Don’t leave anything unattended for more than an hour or else the Wandering Tattler will RUIN EVERYTHING. Oh, what a lovely Breaking Bad egg you have there! Aaaaaaaaand spoiled.
omfg this episode of criminal minds is crazy like the child is actually the killer not the father holy shit
13. Grey-Crowned Babbler
The Grey-Crowned Babbler is a loud and arrogant bird who thrives on attention because its best days are behind it. Any credibility this bird once had has been evaporated by a slew of embarrassing PR decisions. The only people who like this particular bird are the people who trade their gold for ca$h.
Donald J. Trump
The TODAY Show should call me about who to put on the showâ€” I know more about people who get ratings than anyone.
- Swedes are confused after Trump talked about a nonexistent incident in Sweden during his rally in Florida 🇸🇪🙃
- The Trump administration is reportedly considering a set of policies to prosecute parents who illegally enter the US with their children.
- The US ambassador to Somalia gave the country's new president a "Make Somalia Great Again" hat in the color of Somalia's flag
- Donald Glover has been cast as Simba in Disney's remake of "The Lion King."