4. So seemingly every person in D.C. took to Twitter today to bitch at OPM for one of these:
23. And this guy spoke for every Federal employee:
- Top Mexican soccer player Alan Pulido has been kidnapped outside of his hometown in Tamaulipas, a high-crime state.
- Yep. Marco Rubio said he's sorry for implying Donald Trump has a small penis.
- Lights have turned Australia's most iconic buildings into seriously psychedelic works of art.