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Evil Power-Hungry Groundhog Punxsatawney Phil Says We're Getting Six More Weeks Of Winter

Thanks, Phil. (Phil? Phil? Phil? PHIL CONNORS? Is that you?)

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The myth has is that if it's cloudy when the groundhog leaves his private lair in this tree, there will be an end to winter. If it's sunny, Phil will see his shadow and pop back down into the ground, and winter will continue for six more weeks.


A Super Bowl winner I will not predict,

but my weather forecast you cannot contradict.

Why that's not a football but my shadow I see,

It's six more weeks of winter it must be!

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