1. This octopus was clearly summoned by Satan himself.
2. This basketball is inhabited by some sort of evil spirt.
3. This rock-like thing resting on a rose is obviously not real.
4. You want me to believe this is not some black magic cooked up in the mind of an evil Disney witch?
5. Don't you dare tell me this isn't some sort of magic potion cauldron!
6. This is LITERALLY a crystal ball. C'mon!
7. This is not science. This is clearly a magic trick.
8. These are not real clouds. This is some Mad Max: Fury Road shit.
9. What dark spell have you cast upon this sand, science?
10. A stick that burns rock? Nope nope nope!
11. What sorcery is this?
12. This dong-making tube is in no way science. It is sophomoric alchemy at best.
13. There is no way that this massive explosion was caused by a simple bottle of water. No way.
14. OK. Now you are straight-up fucking with us, science.
15. This is the work of pure evil, not science.
16. This is cool. But it is clearly magic.
17. No animal can be this skilled at anything without the help of some light magic.
18. This is a levitating box of foil. This is demonstrably magic.
19. This video is playing in reverse, right? No? Sorcery, I say!
20. Not buying this one either.
21. These ping-pong balls are clearly possessed.
22. And finally.... This. This is clearly not a real thing.
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