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A Geologist Reviews "San Andreas" Using Painfully Nerdy Geo-Puns

The Rock certainly didn't fold under all that pressure.

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He also wanted to give me his personal views on the film. I asked if I could post his brilliant monologue to the internet. Luckily for the world, he said yes:

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