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14 Similarities Between A Black Hole And My Love Life

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5. Despite countless efforts to understand the inner-workings of my love life, truly conceptualizing it may be as impossible as it is to conceive of the interior of a black hole.

12. The best way to spot a black hole is to view all the super-hot things trying to escape its pull. This is also a good approach for viewing my love life.

13. Scientists had long held that a black hole was merely a mathematical fluke — an entirely theoretical entity. Such a position could easily be taken with regards to my love life.

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