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17 Makeup Facts That Show Humans Will Do Anything For Beauty

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1. What's the deal with red lipstick? Some scientists think that red lips on women is a biological cue for mating.

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Their argument is that redder lips are associated with oxygenated blood, which is a sign of higher estrogen levels and sexual arousal. This is obviously the first thing someone thinks when they see someone with hella red lipstick.

2. Ancient Egyptians used a mixture of ant eggs and crushed beetles for lipstick.

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"Oh, you didn't have to get all dolled up with ant egg just for me!" - someone thousands of years ago, thankfully.

5. According to scientists, how we wear makeup likely reveals a lot about why we find certain feminine features — like eyes and lips — attractive.

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Many scientists think that the way humans use cosmetics enhances features that natural selection has already deemed attractive. Women tend to have a greater contrast between their eyes, lips, and the rest of their face. We've been using makeup to enhance those features for tens of thousands of years even if we aren't aware of it. Get out of my head, makeup!

6. Sparkly eyeshadow has been around since at least the Ancient Egyptians. They often used a paste made of malachite (a greenish sparkly mineral) and ground-up beetle shell.

9. Poison for beauty is still in. Botox, aka botulinum toxin, is a toxic chemical produced by the same bacteria responsible for the fatal disease botulism.

10. Super toxic lead-based mixtures were all the rage in cosmetics from ancient Egypt all the way to 19th century Europe.

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If you had painted your walls with such a chemical, you would likely be required by law to mention its use if you were to sell the home. It's hella toxic.

11. And as late as the 1800s, leeches were often used as a way to reduce redness in the face (by literally sucking the blood out of it).

12. Scientists say both men and women like clear skin because it is a sign of youth and good health.

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Biologically speaking, that's what you need in a mate if you want your genes to live on! Makeup has long been used to cover up blemishes.

14. Mono-brows were totally hot for the women of Ancient Rome. Penciling that shit in was totally legit.

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The great poet Ovid suggested that women who lack this trait could remedy it by inking in a connector line.

15. Ancient Egyptian men wore nail coloring to show their status. Pharaohs and aristocrats got to use red.

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In today's enlightened world, you don't have to be a pharaoh to wear red. You may still feel like nobility, though.

16. Roman centurions, infantrymen of their day, often used bleach to dye their hair and put perfume in their helmets.

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Bleached hair is badass. Also, It almost certainly smelled pretty rank up in those helmets.

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