ScienceScience22 Science Tweets That Will Actually Make You Laugh"You guys seriously haven't lived until you're capable of metabolism, growth, reproduction, and adaptation to your environment."By by Alex KasprakBuzzFeed StaffPosted on February 25, 2016, 10:01 pmTwitterFacebookLink 1. Glendon Mellow @FlyingTrilobite Fahrenheit is the Internet Explorer of temperature scales. A lot of people still use it, but the rest of us can't figure out why. 03:30 PM - 20 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Fraser @Catch_Frase Canabalism. 12:52 PM - 06 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Alex Rogaski @AlexRogaski A pet rock is a fun pet until you realize that it's essentially immortal and you've damned it to an eternity of watching its loved ones die 03:18 PM - 12 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Captain Antagonist @AnOrangeSNES [Chemical Bar] Oxygen: *Winks at two pretty hydrogen ladies* The names Bond. Covelant Bond. *They get wet together* 02:31 AM - 11 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Slam Squat-Thrust @Gre_Gone *accidentally taxidermies the wrong end of a lion* "What a catasstrophy!" 09:25 PM - 20 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Space Moddity @doktormod "Stand up for myself? Get a spine? Dammit Karen! It's like you don't even know what 'invertebrate' means!" I retort, angrily squirting ink. 11:54 PM - 23 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Flannery @imdaintyaf You guys seriously haven't lived until you're capable of metabolism, growth, reproduction, and adaptation to your environment 06:12 PM - 19 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Sean Leahy @thepunningman I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions. 10:59 PM - 14 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Science WTF @ScienceWTF When there's a hockey game at 7 but you gotta be in space by 10: 02:35 PM - 15 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Glendon Mellow @FlyingTrilobite I call this, "Sun Setting on Science Education", painted with rich, vibrant homeopathic oil paints. 03:07 PM - 11 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Mélanie @Melatrone Me to the bartender: just fuck me up Bartender: the Sun makes up 99.8% of the entire mass of the whole Solar System. Me: shiiiit, thanks man 05:45 PM - 29 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Earthman Adam @AdamOfEarth 12013 B.C.: You might run into cougars while out clubbing 2013 A.D.: You might run into cougars while out clubbing 12:11 AM - 04 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Nnelg @justabloodygame Damn girl, are you astrophysics? Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke. 08:32 PM - 01 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. LΞI @leifromloihi sext: i am physically incapable of not misreading hardon as hadron so be prepared to discuss supercolliders i guess 07:35 PM - 05 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 2016 Jason @longwall26 Try not to remember that your brain is the pilot of a meat robot that can't do twenty pushups without dying. 10:57 PM - 10 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Space Moddity @doktormod More Mexicans Are Leaving Than Coming to the U.S. -Pew Research Center Lasers Are Totally Awesome AF! -Pew Pew Research Center 10:13 PM - 22 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Robin Ince @robinince I think creationism should be taught in science just as I think Lord of the Rings should be taught in history by sword & sorcery literalists 04:48 PM - 17 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Alex Rogaski @AlexRogaski I wonder what it's like to have sex in zero gravity... Or even in regular gravity. 11:08 PM - 03 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. The No Show @The_No_Show NASA scientist: ...and this is my workspace. Astronaut: You mean your workstuckinanofficeonEarth. NASA scientist: Fuck off Carl. 05:12 PM - 18 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. temporarily a cat @ashleykiwi26 Why yes, I do live under a rock. It's called the moon. 11:59 PM - 08 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. batkaren @batkaren HER: What's your cell plan? ME: Bodily decay over decades until inevitable mortal collapse. You? HER: ... ME: ... HER: ... V-Verizon. 06:03 PM - 12 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Mått @shadygrenade *NASA Headquarters* Reporter- Why did you name the Mars rover Curiosity? Scientist- The prototype killed a shit ton of cats. Next question. 04:36 AM - 05 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Topics in this articleScienceLOL