The beachThe clubYour own baller padWherever your date wants to goA hotel with hourly ratesSomewhere on a road trip
Commitment-free sexA life long partnerFinancial supportSomeone to keep you warmValidationRomance
As long as you can hold on!You aren't really into defining things.Maybe a year?Hopefully a long time!One gloriously picturesque afternoon.'Till death do you part!
Your ability to commitYour social natureYour free spiritYour grit and determinationYour sense of styleYour romantic side
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