Quite the opening from Derek, here. Quite the opening.
And yes, it goes on.
Jules Geary, a student at FSU in Tallahassee, was the lucky recipient.
BuzzFeed News reached out to see what she made of it. She said: "Honestly, I thought it was hilarious! Guys always try to impress girls on Tinder or sound creative and funny but his post actually made me laugh."
Important reminder: Tinder messages have a distinct tendency to go from 0 to 100 real quick.
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