Here's Jason Garnett, 23, from Harrogate!
On Thursday night he had sex. On Friday morning he still had wood, so he tried a few things.
(Not sure this is a perfect representation of his emotional state, but it's one of the greatest GIFs of all time so anyway.)
Nothing doing. And now it was starting to hurt.
In all, two pints of blood were drained from his penis. Leading someone on Facebook to ask him:
Anyway, Garnett seems very happy with his newfound fame, and all's well down there now.
Poor Jason. :(
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