Meet Steven Fisher, 20, from Hatfield Garden Village, Herts.
Steven had apparently been playing Becky Connery, 17, Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham, 19, and another girl, who doesn't wish to be named.
And all was well.
...Right up until the point, Connery said, when she saw a text from a girl on his phone. She tracked her down on Twitter and met with her in a pub. Whereupon they discovered a third girl, Leeland-Cunningham, was also going out with him.
Meanwhile Fisher had gone on holiday. And when he got back to Luton Airport...
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