Little did you know when you first entered the long-awaited world of Pokemon X/Y that this luscious treat would be the first thing to greet you.
WELCOME TO MY BODY, AUGUSTINE SYCAMORE.
He's so rakishly good-looking.
So perfectly French.
(Although it's not the first time a French hottie has taken the Pokémon universe by storm.)
So...not Professor Oak.
He would make the world's best Poké-manfriend.
He's all too easy to ship.
He does adorable things like leaving himself this letter.
And let's just say he rings a bell or two...
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