Zoroaster

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    Zoroaster commented on Are You Actually Grosser Than Most People?

    Yeah I sneeze into my elbow. All the other options are gross.

    12/18/2016

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    Zoroaster commented on People Love This Teen's Clapback After Being Told Not To Wear Her BLM T-Shirt At Thanksgiving

    Good on her. In other news, we really need to stop using the word "petty" incorrectly. Petty means caring too much about things that don't actually matter. This is NOT petty.

    11/28/2016

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    Zoroaster commented on Here's The Most Hygienic Way To Use A Toilet, According To Science

    Or you can just sit like a normal human being. What, do you think you're going to absorb the bacteria through the skin of your butt?? I'm a doctor with an additional masters in public health and I sit down every time. However I do use a paper towel to open the bathroom door after… 

    11/28/2016

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    Zoroaster commented on It Took 19 Years To Learn I Have Lyme Disease

    I am a physician working at a prominent hospital that is also near a large "Chronic lyme" clinic, and work with "chronic lyme" patients regularly. I'm sure I will get downvoted for this comment and will be considered "part of the problem" but this needs to be said. Buzzfeed, I'm… 

    9/15/2016

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    Zoroaster commented on How Much Of A Psychopath Are You?

    I'm a doctor and this is the same validated survey instrument we use for diagnosing psychopathy in the hospital. Sorry candy corn lovers. Get help.

    9/10/2016

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    Zoroaster commented on Guys, What The Fuck Is Wrong With Stone Cold Steve Austin's Elbow

    Because it's not calcium deposits. It's olecranon bursitis. It says so in the article. Plus, I think you're mistaking the scale. Steve Austin's arm is huge. A calcium deposit of that size would be very unusual and would grow over a very long period of time

    9/1/2016

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    Zoroaster commented on 15 Photos That Will Make You Question Cupping

    Seems like an interesting way to get a deep tissue massage, but wet cupping is based on the same humoral theory of medicine that brought us bloodletting and, it shouldn't need to be said, was disproved long ago. That said, I'm a doctor and I'd try dry cupping. Seems kind of relaxing.… 

    8/24/2016

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    Zoroaster commented on 15 Photos That Will Make You Question Cupping

    Yess! I'm a doctor, and I love sawbones! Great podcast! And it's true. If cupping feels good to you, then why not. But it's not going to do a whole lot for you besides that.

    8/24/2016

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    Zoroaster commented on Can We Guess How Many Siblings You Have?

    Quiz said one, I have five

    8/21/2016

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    Zoroaster commented on Somebody Needs To Hire Ryan Lochte To Write Movie Reviews Professionally

    I think many of you are misunderstanding this article. These tweets are obviously moronic. The author's praise is sarcastic. This article is making fun of him.

    8/19/2016

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