Community·Posted on Jul 3, 201916 Tweets That Are So Weird You'll Wonder Why You're Laughing"Jentucky Fried Chicken."by Zoe YuCommunity ContributorApproved and edited by BuzzFeed Community TeamLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. john @mrjohndarby [date at applebees] waiter: what'll it be? her: I'll have the apple me: *gritted teeth* I guess I'll have the bees then 02:03 AM - 26 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt my brain: knows jfc stands for Jesus Fricking Christ also my brain: John F. Cennedy ALSO my brain: Jentucky Fried Chicken 07:58 PM - 21 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Markus Gilliland @markusanthony17 obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake https://t.co/mO9yYHXjYx 06:55 PM - 27 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. tristan @tristanfaithw you’re giving up your DREAM, son. no dad, i’m giving up ~your~ dream. 03:41 AM - 12 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. ⋆ NAT ⋆ @chodeteen me: do i look skinny cop taking my mugshot: please stop asking 08:46 PM - 22 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. alya @Alya90_ Disney movies: Me: 12:53 PM - 17 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. jake @callmeshitto i hate using plastic so i pick up my dogs shit with my bare hands. i wish more people would actually care about the earth 01:55 AM - 14 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. lucy,, @curledbitch *me at a job interview* employer: so do you have any architectural experience? me: hah you have no idea 03:19 PM - 16 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Natalie Ziesmer @NatalieZiesmer Him: She’s probably texting another guy rn Me @ 12am not being able to fall asleep and bored with literally no one to text whatsoever: 05:48 AM - 15 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. pauline 🍒 @icywiifey "yo they lookin for u outside, i bit a kid." 03:16 PM - 30 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. chris @skatehair i’m not gonna ask you again, what the fuck is in your mouth 10:32 PM - 28 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Theodore McCombs @mrbruff Why is this bee notice styled like a wedding invitation 08:05 PM - 29 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Jen Lewis @thisjenlewis I made a blobfish emoji as a joke and now I can't stop looking at it 10:29 PM - 27 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Tgflx @Tgflx1 Sometimes when my girl makes me mad I upload pictures with her forehead edited to be slightly bigger 02:37 AM - 27 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. anna ou- @manhattanna joined that Facebook group where you can only talk like Boomers and I’m having the time of my life 10:04 PM - 24 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Steve vs Ninjas @stevevsninjas Using little plastic dinosaurs and some fishline, I made a scene for my wife's car backup camera. Now we wait. 01:37 PM - 21 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite