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    16 Tweets That Are So Weird You'll Wonder Why You're Laughing

    "Jentucky Fried Chicken."

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    [date at applebees] waiter: what'll it be? her: I'll have the apple me: *gritted teeth* I guess I'll have the bees then

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    my brain: knows jfc stands for Jesus Fricking Christ also my brain: John F. Cennedy ALSO my brain: Jentucky Fried Chicken

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    obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake https://t.co/mO9yYHXjYx

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    you’re giving up your DREAM, son. no dad, i’m giving up ~your~ dream.

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    me: do i look skinny cop taking my mugshot: please stop asking

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    i hate using plastic so i pick up my dogs shit with my bare hands. i wish more people would actually care about the earth

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    *me at a job interview* employer: so do you have any architectural experience? me: hah you have no idea

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    Him: She’s probably texting another guy rn Me @ 12am not being able to fall asleep and bored with literally no one to text whatsoever:

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    "yo they lookin for u outside, i bit a kid."

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    i’m not gonna ask you again, what the fuck is in your mouth

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    Why is this bee notice styled like a wedding invitation

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    I made a blobfish emoji as a joke and now I can't stop looking at it

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    Sometimes when my girl makes me mad I upload pictures with her forehead edited to be slightly bigger

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    joined that Facebook group where you can only talk like Boomers and I’m having the time of my life

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    Using little plastic dinosaurs and some fishline, I made a scene for my wife's car backup camera. Now we wait.