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We Know How Long You've Been Dead For Based On Your Favorite LaCroix Flavor

Are you having fun drinking naturally fruit-essenced sparkling water with Satan?!?

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    Apricot
    Apricot
    Lime
    Lime
    Pamplemousse
    Pamplemousse
    Pure
    Pure
    Coconut
    Coconut
    Cran-Raspberry
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    Cran-Raspberry

We Know How Long You've Been Dead For Based On Your Favorite LaCroix Flavor

You got: You've been dead for 3 weeks

As you lift that pastel-colored can up to your lips, your fingernails are falling off. One falls into your mouth. Doesn't matter. Nothing will stop you from drinking that sweet apricot fizz.

You've been dead for 3 weeks
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You got: You've been dead for 9 years

Your body has completely turned to fluid and the only thing left is your teeth. You're pouring bubbly lime water onto a pile of wet teeth.

You've been dead for 9 years
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You got: You're still alive

Because not even Satan wants to drink this trash with you.

You're still alive
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You got: You were never alive

If you genuinely enjoy drinking flavorless sparkling water, there's a 100% chance you've been dead this entire time.

You were never alive
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You got: You've been dead for 500 years

You are a ghost who haunts Whole Foods, trying to convince everyone that coconut is the best flavor. Because it is.

You've been dead for 500 years
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You got: You died yesterday

In a car accident completely unrelated to this LaCroix quiz. I'm sorry.

You died yesterday
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