We Know How Long You've Been Dead For Based On Your Favorite LaCroix Flavor
As you lift that pastel-colored can up to your lips, your fingernails are falling off. One falls into your mouth. Doesn't matter. Nothing will stop you from drinking that sweet apricot fizz.
Your body has completely turned to fluid and the only thing left is your teeth. You're pouring bubbly lime water onto a pile of wet teeth.
Because not even Satan wants to drink this trash with you.
If you genuinely enjoy drinking flavorless sparkling water, there's a 100% chance you've been dead this entire time.
You are a ghost who haunts Whole Foods, trying to convince everyone that coconut is the best flavor. Because it is.
In a car accident completely unrelated to this LaCroix quiz. I'm sorry.