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    Updated on Jun 26, 2019. Posted on Jul 24, 2016

    11 Things You'll Get If You Wear All-Black Clothes

    "So are you, like, goth or something?"

    1. When you go shopping and find a *slightly* different shirt than the rest of your 50 black shirts.

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    2. When you want to wear that *one* black shirt but can't find it among every other item of black clothing you own.

    Charlotte Gomez / Buzzfeed

    3. When you give up on finding that black shirt and wear the same thing you wore yesterday because no one will ever know.

    Andrea Hickey / Buzzfeed

    4. When the seasons start to change so you bust out your warm weather clothes...

    Zoë Burnett / Buzzfeed

    5. ...which look suspiciously similar to your winter clothes.

    Loryn Bryantz / Buzzfeed

    6. When the lint roller is your best friend.

    Katrin Davis / Buzzfeed

    7. When you try to dress for the weather but your wardrobe says otherwise.

    Karina Farek / Buzzfeed

    8. So you play it cool and hope no one can see your sweat stains.

    Mike Hinson / Buzzfeed

    9. When you are so committed to wearing all black that you're not afraid to stand out in a sea of red, white, and blue.

    Zoë Burnett / Buzzfeed

    10. So. Committed.

    Jen Lewis / Buzzfeed

    11. When the truth about why you wear all black comes out.

    Zoë Burnett / Buzzfeed

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