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As a first timer, never get a tattoo because you want a tattoo. Get a tattoo because you want THAT tattoo.

Don't. Get. Micro. Tattoos. They look amazing, I love them... Right now. In 5 years time, that tiny little delicate flower with so much detail will just look like a blur.

The Bitch Goddess Notebook. It's so depressing, fucked up, and disturbing. Told from multiple POVs as it follows 3 girls as teenagers in the 80s, and then as adults and their individual repercussions of an event that happened when they were teens. MAJOR self harm, pregnancy loss and… Read More

Micro tattoos. Anyone that knows how tattoos age knows that the tiny little flower that looks amazing right now will bleed into a black blob within 10 years.

Your baby's hand or foot print. I have a tattoo for my son myself but hand and foot prints make me cringe, and I hate to think what they'll look like 10 years down the line when the ink bleeds.

Best friend tattoos where one gets "no matter what" and the other gets "no matter where" and things like that. What ever happened to a heart necklace that breaks in half?

Infinity signs with "love" or "family" written in them. So glad I got mine covered up.

Reel Big Fish have multiple songs about Gwen Stefani as she used to date the lead singer. They include "She's Famous Now" and "We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful" (which, after the title, even says "and if they're No Doubt, that makes it even worse".

Dexter should have ended sooner than it did. About 2 minutes sooner. The finale was perfect until that last stupid scene.

When my son was about 5-6 months old he was chronically constipated. One time I had to give him a suppository to help. About half an hour after I put it in, I went to change him, and he decided to wait until I'd opened his diaper to then squirt liquid shit. I jumped out of the way,… Read More