1. Physical: Blonde, Lean for someone so Sluggish, and pale due to a lack of sun exposure.
2. About: Tendency to touch pointing objects, Undiagnosed Narcoleptic, High Risk of Coma, and Usually accompanied by 3 Little Old Ladies.
3. Dislikes: 16th Birthday Presents and Names that Sound like Detergent (Aurora and Maleficent).
4. If you got tired from simply reading that, slip on your hottest nighty, pop 2 tylenol PM and pucker up!
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