Are You A Sleeping Beauty?

The third edition of the Idiot Proof Guide to Finding your Disney Princess identity.

1. Physical: Blonde, Lean for someone so Sluggish, and pale due to a lack of sun exposure.

2. About: Tendency to touch pointing objects, Undiagnosed Narcoleptic, High Risk of Coma, and Usually accompanied by 3 Little Old Ladies.

3. Dislikes: 16th Birthday Presents and Names that Sound like Detergent (Aurora and Maleficent).

4. If you got tired from simply reading that, slip on your hottest nighty, pop 2 tylenol PM and pucker up!

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