1. Physical: Blonde, Lean for someone so Sluggish, and pale due to a lack of sun exposure.
2. About: Tendency to touch pointing objects, Undiagnosed Narcoleptic, High Risk of Coma, and Usually accompanied by 3 Little Old Ladies.
3. Dislikes: 16th Birthday Presents and Names that Sound like Detergent (Aurora and Maleficent).
4. If you got tired from simply reading that, slip on your hottest nighty, pop 2 tylenol PM and pucker up!
- U.S. presidential candidate Ted Cruz ended his campaign after losing Indiana's primary to Donald Trump. Bernie Sanders won on the Democratic side.
- A massive wildfire is threatening the capital of Canada's oilsands industry, and tens of thousands of people have been ordered to evacuate.
- Smash hit "Hamilton" received 16 Tony Award nominations, breaking the record held by "The Producers" and "Billy Elliot."