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    31 Signs You Attend A Christian College

    Hey, look! It's our girl/guy ratio!

    1. You attend chapel every week.

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    And you know everyone in the band.

    2. Your dorm has a theme Bible verse.

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    “Let your adorning be the hidden person of the heart.” I Peter 3:4 ESV

    “Letting my inner beauty shine! Sweatpants!”

    3. "I'll pray about it."

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    Every time.

    4. Relationship Week

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    Where your desire for purity is thrust into the tornado of the world of Christian relationship advice.

    5. Democrats on campus are outspoken.

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    All three of them.

    6. Christian pick-up lines.

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    Let's discuss the meanings of our Greek and Hebrew tattoos.

    7. SO MANY white girls on campus.

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    Even the black students were adopted and raised by white parents.

    8. There is a church within a 0.4-mile radius of campus.

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    But it's Mormom, scientologist, or Unitarian Universalist.

    9. Worship ministry majors.

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    Hipsters, all of them.

    10. Calvinists vs. Arminians

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    I chose you. I chose to choose you. A debate that lasts until the rapture, baby. BTW, are you pre-mil?

    11. Forever alone? Please. Celibacy.

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    Paul and Jesus, people.

    12. Harry Potter vs. Not Harry Potter

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    Yet everyone loves The Lord of the Rings.

    13. You know all the words to "The Fox."

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    It feels weird because you don’t have to hum/replace any inapropro words.

    14. You say "inapropro."

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    Short for "inappropriate."

    15. The Princess Bride.

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    Anybody want a peanut?

    16. Settlers of Catan.

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    IT'S CALLED LUMBER.

    17. Paintings of Jesus.

    Hanging next to a portrait of Ronald Reagan.

    18. Ministry hours.

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    What we think we do.

    19. #ringbyspring

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    Those who do and those who don't.

    20. Everyone loves him.

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    Except for certain hipsters who probably eschew Tim Keller and Martin Luther.

    21. You have the worst mascot ever.

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    Trojans? Please, our Christian reputation.

    22. Your nerd interests are understood.

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    Oh my Gallifrey.

    23. Your college president eats in the cafeteria.

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    Grilled cheese is #presidentapproved.

    24. Futile hashtag efforts on the school's Facebook page.

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    #CCUsocialstudent #allisvanity

    25. Everyone watches Downton Abbey.

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    At least all the girls and professors. #freebates

    26. Small amounts of classic literature in the library.

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    Yet the theology section is huge, and inhabited by pale-faced future pastors who emerge for classes and chapel alone.

    27. PhD students' carrels.

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    Cozier than your dorm. Often containing a coffee pot and/or microwave.

    28. #judging mercenary business majors.

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    Obviously not as dedicated to Jesus as those majoring in Biblical studies and Christian ministry.

    29. Three types of guys: nerds, flirts, nice ones who never voluntarily speak to girls.

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    Take your pick.

    30. That one chapel speaker.

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    You cannot un-hear what has been heard.

    31. School spirit?

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    Pssh, Holy Spirit.

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