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You and your fiance are both billie stans and you need to chose a song to dance to at the wedding party? This test will help you!

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A risky song choice, this might make people wonder why no family member or childhood friend is attending the ceremony and why you and your future spouse weirdly have the same chin dimple and eye colour... But all things considered they will quickly be too busy crying their eyes out to the song and emptying the free bar to drown the pain in alcohol and they'll forget about their suspicions at least until the first baby will be born with three eyes and a very rare genetic disease...

everything i wanted

A very romantic song to slow-dance to, the moment will be magic and unforgettable and the whole wedding night will be like a fairy-tale.
Too bad your future spouse will end up asking for a divorce five days later because, in reality, it IS not true and you HAVE been lied to when he said "i love you" they just wanted half of the money you made by selling your fanart on Etsy, which in fact was not a very good investment because it earned them 68$ and the wedding ceremony cost you both 2000$+ ... Yeah they're really THAT bad at maths...

i love you

The first dance to the wedding party will be a very precise contemporary choreography, because not only did you want to flex on your friends about your great relationship while they're all still single and living at their mom's but you also wanted to flex on your amazing dancing skills and how coordinated you and your beautiful new husband/wife's body are. But what they don't know is that you spent hours and hours rehearsing that fucking dance before the big date and you spent half of the time fighting and it ruined your relationship, which became so toxic that you can't stand each other anymore. so you decided to fake a happy marriage for a year while you'll both live in different rooms of the house without speaking to each other and then get a divorce... If you don't kill each other by then !

hostage

You want your wedding to be the hypest and everyone to have as much fun as possible and for that you will make a playlist of all the hit songs of the last decade starting with the multiple Grammy-winning hit song that was playing when you first kissed your new husband/wife at the club before locking yourselves in the toilets to blow a rail... Which is what you plan to do while your guests are busy having the time of their lives on the dancefloor, not paying attention to you.

bad guy

You are marrying your middle school sweatheart, and you both saved yourselves for marriage. You will chastly slow-dance to the song, looking intensely into the eyes of the love of your life, dreaming of all the perfect years of marriage to come, which will consist mainly of doing missionnary position every saturday evening and gluten-free picnics in the park every sunday afternoon, even if it rains. You hope that you'll get a baby as soon as possible so you won't die of boredom from having too much free time.

ocean eyes

This will be a quick ceremony, with tops 10 guests, a sandwich, one song and then everyone will be sent to bed at 7pm so you can start the real party with your lover because you both can't get your hands off of each other for more than 3 hours and you didn't want to make your family incomfortable by doing it in the middle of the dancefloor. The wedding was really a formality to please your families, and you don't intend to have children because they take too much time and you don't want to traumatise them with your lifestyle.

my strange addiction

You never really found love because you always get too clingy and needy and get dumped after a week, so after decades of trying your hardest to find love, you have decided to get married with yourself. You took a boat to get to the international seas and made an old fisherman to make you pronounce the vows from you to yourself. For the best and for the worst, you then curled up in your bed crying in the most expensive suite, and listened to the song with headphones so you won't disturb the couple of tourists making love in the next room.

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