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2. Charlotte: So, what are you doing here?
Bob: Uh, a couple of things...
Taking a break from my wife, forgetting my son's birthday.
And, uh, getting paid two million dollars to endorse a whiskey when I could be doing a play somewhere.
Charlotte: Oh.
Bob: But the good news is, the whiskey works.
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5. Premium Fantasy woman: Mr. Kazu sent me, premium fantasy. My stockings. Rip them. [sounds like "lip them"]
6. Charlotte: I tried taking pictures, but they were so mediocre. I guess every girl goes through a photography phase. You know, horses... taking pictures of your feet.
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11. Charlotte: That was the worst lunch.
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13. John: Why do you have to point out how stupid everyone is all the time?
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15. Bob: Enjoy my jacket, which you stole from me.
16. Bob: Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break.
I'm looking for, like, an accomplice.
We have to first get out of this bar...
then the hotel...
then the city, and then the country.
Are you in or you out?
Charlotte: I'm in. I'll go pack my stuff.
Bob: I hope that you've had enough to drink. It's going to take courage.
THE END.
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