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12 Funniest Jokes From The James Franco Roast

"What you've seen tonight was my brilliant opus, to take an artistic visionary and subject him to the mindless incoherent trashings of a scattering of mis-created, talentless abnormalities. I call it Genius Unscathed, and this is my masterpiece." -James Franco

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7. "Jonah actually gained 50 pounds for his role in the new Martin Scorsese film because the producers wanted the character to be a Jonah Hill type..."

"But seriously you've had such a body transformation in the past couple of years. You have come a long way from just being Sonny and Cher's daughter." -Sarah Silverman

11. "Kim Kardashian is here. Oh, I'm sorry, that's Aziz Ansari. I get them confused—they're both brown narcissists riding Kanye's dick. No, Aziz is only in show business because he's too ugly to be a genie."

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