Whoever said you can't find true love (and heartache) with an inanimate object CLEARLY never owned a phone.
I love them so much I just want to slap their face off.
I wish Protego could have shielded me from that blasphemous scene, amirite?
At least you've perfected the 'pretending-to-be-listening-while-secretly-fantasizing-about-Ryan-Gosling' face when they start going on one of their rants.
Seriously, it's 2014. Get it together.
I need to have a loooong conversation with the person who first claimed that high school is the best 4 years of one's life.
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” Amen, Albert Einstein. Amen.
That first week you move in, the hall smells like flowers and unicorns...But then everyone gets comfortable, and let the games begin.