Whoever said you can’t find true love (and heartache) with an inanimate object CLEARLY never owned a phone.
Why is having parents so damn stressful??
All by MYYYYYYYSEEEEEELLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I love them so much I just want to slap their face off.
I wish Protego could have shielded me from that blasphemous scene, amirite?
Where the actual hell is the book on how to adult?
At least you’ve perfected the ‘pretending-to-be-listening-while-secretly-fantasizing-about-Ryan-Gosling’ face when they start going on one of their rants.
I need to have a loooong conversation with the person who first claimed that high school is the best 4 years of one’s life.
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”
Amen, Albert Einstein. Amen.
I’m. never. having. kids. EVER.
That first week you move in, the hall smells like flowers and unicorns…But then everyone gets comfortable, and let the games begin.