I'm the type of girl who spills spaghetti on the floor and tells the noodles to settle down as I try clean them up.
The one that shoves a bunch of bottle caps in her mouth and pretends she has braces.
The one that eats the cereal she found in her pocket as she drinks wine out of the bottle.
The one who knows that her head weighs 9.3kg because she spent the one night passed out in the bathroom using the scale as her pillow.
The one who will make you a blanket out of post-it notes if you fall asleep on the lounge.
The one who will happily abandon you if you're jeopardising the Maccas breakfast run...
My name is *Zelda.