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What Nicolas Cage Personality Are You?

(RE: BuzzFeed APPLICATION) Nicolas Cage has shocked and awed the world with his many shades of crazy. Find out which Nic Cage YOU are!

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  1. Your kid's toy is stolen by an intimidating-looking man. What do you do?

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    Beat the man to a pulp.
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    Buy your kid twice as many toys with your piles of money.
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    Stay calm, secretly follow the man home, and then alert the authorities.
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    Paint your kid a picture of the toy as symbolism for the world's injustice.
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    Scream with rage, then laugh maniacally, so the man eventually runs away in fear.
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    Slap the man with your wooden hand and challenge him to a duel.
  2. A cashier shortchanges you. You...

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    Kindly smile as you hit them over the head with a baseball bat.
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    Take copious notes as you ask redundant questions about the missing money.
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    Chase the cashier around the store, yelling "Ta-DAA!" until they give you money.
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    Offer them a dirty pink bunny as an apology for years of lost friendship.
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    Seduce the cashier and sell them cocaine.
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    Ask Cher to comp you.
  3. Which hat do you buy?

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    A baseball cap to complement your bluetooth, because you're the cool dad.
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    A beekeeper hat, to keep the bees away.
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    A rhinestone-studded cowboy hat so you'll blend in when you get to Vegas.
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    You'll save money by painting a hat on your head.
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    Your face is your hat.
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    Why would you need a hat when you've got a wooden hand?
  4. A cult insists that you stay the night on their compound. You...

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    Agree to it! What could go wrong?
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    Kill off their leader and lead the people to freedom.
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    Say no as you nod your head "yes," sign their legal contract, then rip it up.
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    Say no. Your imaginary life and hypothetical wife and kids are waiting for you back home.
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    Say yes, sweet talk them into showing some skin, and paint them.
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    No, your heart belongs to Cher and you abide by her jurisdiction only.
  5. What's your hairstyle of choice?

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    Long, luxurious, past your shoulders.
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    Hair implants on your bald spot.
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    A receding hairline.
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    John Travolta's hair in the late 90's.
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    A self-dye job in black.
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    Sweaty and matted down.
  6. What do you want most in life?

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    Truth.
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    Family.
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    Love.
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    Freedom.
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    To live guilt-free.
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    My own face back.
  7. You find a lucky penny. What do you do with it?

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    At first I was going to invest it, but now I think I'll give it to my imaginary daughter.
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    Caress it, then violently chuck it at a passerby.
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    Struggle to pick it up with my wooden fingers, then howl at the moon.
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    NO, NOT THE BEES. Throw it at the bees.
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    Kiss it, pocket it, and try to land a jet in the middle of a busy city street.
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    Paint Abraham Lincoln's face in pretty colors, then dump a can of paint on myself.
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