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What Jungle House Member Are You?

Which Jungle House member are you? Choose wisely....

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  1. What do you do when you get drunk?

    you don't get drunk
    CROZET! CROZET! CROZET!
    you make a cheerios, cheese, and sriracha bowl
    you get lost for 5 hours
    fall asleep
    stand alone in a dark room
  2. What is your drink of choice?

    virgin coke n' rum
    tequila shots
    jagerbombs (and guinness)
    fireball on the rocks...copious amounts (in a sippy cup)
    vodka soda
    gin n' tonic
  3. How is your love life?

    bachata as foreplay
    sex, but no emotion
    Pixels, the 2015 Adam Sandler film
    *SLAP SLAP SLAP* (not the way you're thinking, you pervs)
    *SLAP SLAP SLAP* (dig in, you pervs)
    *the sound of distant screaming and explosions*
  4. What's your favorite party song?

    September
    Same Girl
    Bailandoooooo
    Photograph by Nickelback
    Black n' Yellow (Ravioli Remix) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q12xOukVAI
    TAKE YA' SHIRT OFF!
  5. Which meme do you identify with the most?

  6. How are you going to die?

What Jungle House Member Are You?

You got: Abdulla!!!!!!

You got Abdulla! You are always beatboxing, no matter the time or place. You are a social butterfly despite not drinking. You twerk often, despite not drinking. But most importantly, you are always down for a good time.

Abdulla!!!!!!
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You got: Brendon :(

You got Brendon :( We're deeply sorry about that. Clearly you need to do something...anything. In the words of Sam Shin "He's a nice guy, but he never says anything". Clearly, the same could be said of you.

Brendon :(
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You got: AT

You got AT. What are you gonna do? You didn't get Brendon, so it could be worse, but....we're just gonna leave this here for ya. http://www.virginia.edu/studenthealth/caps.html https://www.reddit.com/r/2meirl4meirl/

AT
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You got: Muse

You got Muse! This is objectively the best result for you and your livelihood. You are the life of the party, and you are a kind and caring soul, and you skew positively on so many minority tests.

Muse
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You got: Jason

You got Jason! This likely means that you need to do your homework. You have been awake for 3 days...some would call this a manic episode, but sadly, in the eyes of the UVa establishment, he is the most successful. Dwell on that. Jason is better than you. However, this calls your sense of fashion into question.

Jason
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You got: Zach

You got Zach? This means that no one has probably seen you for 3 days. Here is an instructional guide on how to survive in the wild. You are probably running, but running from what? If you are reading this, then it is clearly not past 10:30 at a Jungle House party, because you should be asleep. Like a deadbeat father, you are probably never there for the ones that you love.

Zach
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