1. Most of us end up like this by 3 p.m.
2. After the massive hangover the next day, you say this…
3. Excessive vomiting is normal
Roger killin’ it as always
5. Haters always have to bring up your lack of Irish heritage
6. To many ‘bros’, thoughts like this are totally normal
7. Let’s face it, you probably won’t remember anything
8. If you’re in New York, you might spend this much money getting shuttled around the city
9. Even this dog hates St. Patty’s
And this one
- Iraq's prime minister has ordered the arrest of anti-government protesters who breached Baghdad's fortified "Green Zone" and occupied the parliament building.
- Daniel J. Berrigan, an American priest and poet famous for leading anti-Vietnam War protests, has died at the age 94.
- U.S. President Barack Obama zinged the media and presidential contenders before dropping the mic at his final White House Correspondents' Dinner 🇺🇸