1. Why do you walk on only two paws?
2. Why won't you let me chase squirrels?
3. Why does your food look so different than mine?
4. How can you pick up things with your paws?
5. Why don't you have fur?
6. Can I lick your face?
7. Why can't I have chocolate?
8. Will you scratch my belly please?
9. And then play fetch with me?
10. Where do you go all day?
11. Do you miss me while you're away?
12. Can I come?
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