Trashcan for myself and anyone else I've ever metWhatever the bartender I'm flirting with is making ;)Eh, I'm okay for nowVodka soda. And a water.Bloody marytequila, fucking duhSmirnoff IceHateradeCabernet, please
Did you pee the bed last night?Are you alive?I know it's late but are you still here?Did your uptown bucks work at Brunos?Hey, it's _____. Loved meeting you on the dance floor tonight :)Hey did you finish my homework before you went out?Idk, I've been asleep since 12Sorry for breaking into Speak againCould you please stop calling me? I have work in the morning.
long distance co-parenting*shines flashlight on hookup to figure out where she shacked*Playing the fieldmarried to Greek Lifedating my best friend's brother3 years later, the curtains definitely match the drapesDating my personal assistantdating a drug dealer, but who isn't these days?Dipping my pen in company ink
O-Pub I met the nicest townie there last Wednesday!Pachinkos I peaked there freshman yearheadfirst down CJs' stairsDoesn't matter as long as I end up at Skylinewherever my people areBrick VIP do I look like a peasantBrick.. you know which corner..Is The Lodge a bar?Still waking my boyfriend up at corner bar
Left over pad thaiI don't know, kale?Still looking for a boy so I don't drunk eatOne large Will's pizzaDry cheerios3 coney's extra cheesepopcorncrunch n munch blue chipsCHIPS
Law school/med school/exploringPresident of Delta Zeta NationalsCEO, why would you even askStill dipping my pen in company inkOpening a Skyline franchise in ChicagoNot in Ohio bitchesssStill hotter than youStill trying to figure out this whole "coparenting" thingTrying to balance my kids homework with my own job
Phi PsiPhi DeltFijiSig PiSig EpI don't want to be tied down to just oneTheta ChiAnything with a sigma in itAKPsi
Making out with a sig piHanging out with people I've never met in my whole lifeIgnoring texts from pikesTalking about how I got VIP that one timeMaking out with a freshmanFlashing people on the brick dance floorLooking for my consistent makeoutSneaking out of brick before 12Snap DMing bae
Biggest FlirtMost likely to be famousCutestMost likely to go on American IdolBest laughMost likely to marry their high school sweetheartMost likely to be wearing uggsMost likely to spend their life savingsMost popular
Most likely to be eating in the showerMost strategic chip eaterNever sleeps aloneAlways nakedHangover princessKitchen policeMost likely to never lift a fingerPenthouse playmateMost likely to pee the bed
Which Member Of The Mansion Are You?
Congrats, you have your shit together but still manage to blackout every time you go out. You're the sweetest of the bunch! Your the good girl who loves bad boys. We'll catch you on presidents list
You peaked in high school. You peaked freshman year. You're absolutely peaking right now. We'll catch you in 5 years and you'll be peaking then too. This may be the first mansion you've lived in, but it certainly won't be the last. You were born and alpha & don't forget it.
Congrats! You are not peasant! When you're not maxing out your parents' credit card, you're maxing out your uptown bucks at Brunos. Your Sunday scaries consist of dry heaving in the second floor bathroom and hating anyone who makes a noise. Now that your presidential duties are over we foresee many wild nights in your future.
Congratulations! Miami will be graced with your presence for one more year. As the tamest of the bunch, your sole purpose of going out is so you can drunk eat. Catch me throwing up in the McDonald's parking lot
You're the token single friend. You're fun, you're hot, and you're also the weirdest member of the mansion. You've kept it under wraps for the last three years but can no longer hold it in.
Lucky you!! Your wildest dreams are about to come true -- graduation will mark your escape from the midwest but Ohio will never be the same. Your ultimate goal is to be a stay-at-home daughter and at this point it looks pretty promising. Cash me outside on a hike, how bout dat
Yay!! You appear the be the most innocent gal in the mansion... but looks can be deceiving. When you're not crashing random geed house parties you're probably leaning on people and close talking. So head to Brick, grab a trashcan and start accidentally flirting away.
As Skyline's most loyal customer, you will be greatly missed next year. You're without a doubt the biggest motherfucker of the friend group and never know when it's time to shut the fuck up. Catch me with hiding from cigs with my inhaler how bout dat
Congratulations! Your sacred nectar is vino, and you're almost potty trained. As the friend group social chair, you're never one to turn down a party. We foresee waterproof sheets in your future.