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The 5 Stages Of Turning Into A Zombie

So you're turning into a zombie. Here is what you should expect.

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1. Denial


"I didn't get bit. It's just a flesh wound. Must have happened from when I was swinging my axe at those zombies. That's it. I better cover it up though. It looks infected. No reason to tell the rest of the group. I don't want them to worry."

2. Anger


"This is your fault. Why do I always have to be your protector? Why can't you take care of yourself? It should have been you. The one piece of comfort I have is knowing that the zombies are going to get you next."

3. Bargining


"We're so stupid. We never should have hid out in that house. Of course there were zombies in there. And we shouldn't have used all our ammo during target practice. A lot of good that did us. And we should have gone on that boat when we had the chance. We could be waiting this thing out on a island somewhere. And we should have..."

4. Depression


"I can't believe this is how I go. A year of slaying zombies and I have nothing to show for it. There was still so much I wanted to do. Not killing zombies. I had enough of that. But I never got to watch The Wire. Well, I guess I couldn't have done that anyway since all the power went out."

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