Spend A Day In The City Of Dis And We'll Tell You If You Survive
With a little help from your guide, you've made it through the City of Dis. Next stop: lower hell!!
You made it through the gate easy-peasy but got sick to your stomach when you saw all the Heretics. Is it really your fault that you get dizzy when faced with all that horrible stuff? Next time, take a dramamine and try not to faint.
You were too aggressive and turned to stone before the sassy guardian angel could come to open the gate. Your fight-or-flight instinct is more of a fight instinct. Try to stay calm the next time you find yourself in hell.
Really, man? That was straight up pathetic. You can hear the sighs of disapproval all the way from the first circle. The Awesome Poet Society just voted you out of their crew.