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Which Media Center Staff Member Are You?
You will be published in the LA Times one day for a poem you write about the 2nd Harry Potter. You’re a terrible parker, and will probably get a ticket the first time you try to parallel park, so watch out. You’re also really picky. Your dream pet is a labradoodle named Cuddle Pup, and you probably never wear matching socks.
You’re doing well now, but the odds of you finishing high school aren’t looking good. That’s okay though, because you’ve worked in a sweatshop and could probably get a job there again if you’re really desperate. You don’t sleep, which works out well since it means you have more free time to spend in an art studio. You hate doctors and will never be one. You also really love pi(e).
You have a lot of potential and could be a news anchor or even vice president, but there’s also a good chance you’ll just spend the rest of your life as a wannabe backup dancer for Beyonce. You've slept in a dumpster (and a lot of other places). You don’t like chocolate, and your favorite sibling is your BFF. The rest of your siblings don’t really count.
You love country music and you hate snow, so you’ll probably end up living in Texas, if you don’t already. You’re scared of movies, so you don’t quote them, but about 50% of the words that come out of your mouth are quotes from Friends. Scrunchies are the new fashion statement, and you’re going to bring the trend to your friends by wearing one on your left arm.
You love meeting new people and stopping to stare at gorgeous views. Totally unrelated to each other. You will walk down the aisle to You and Me by Lifehouse. You give really good advice, which usually has to do with licorice.
You were born in Banff, Canada. Your dream job is to work at Madison Square Garden. Your favorite song is Take Me Out to the Ballgame. You’re pretty likely to break a bone ice skating, so you should probably learn how to skate while wearing protective gear. Your biggest accomplishment: learning the ABCs…backwards.
You’re probably a forgotten middle child, so you have probably considered dying your hair red to get attention. If you haven’t considered it, you probably should. You also love hiking and horseback riding, and are fluent in ASL…although speaking sign language probs doesn’t help with the forgotten middle child thing.
You might be terrible at math, but someday you’ll play a harmonica solo at Carnegie Hall. You’ve never read a full book from cover to cover, so if you plan to do that, you should do it before you get married, because someday you’ll be the proud parent of twin boys, and you’ll never have time to read a book again.