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14 Simple Hacks That’ll Ensure You’ll Never See A Spoiler Again

Take your shows wherever you go with YouTube TV.

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1. Avoid social media if you’re on your way home.

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Just enjoy your *shudders* surroundings.

2. Ignore texts from friends who you know are watching before you are.

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Truth be told, anyone who would spoil your favorite show is not actually your friend.

3. Turn off your radio.

If you still use a radio, you weirdo.
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If you still use a radio, you weirdo.

4. Don’t bring up movies, television, or even books while talking to someone.

If you need to make conversation, discuss stuff like the weather or the sweatiness of your palms.
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If you need to make conversation, discuss stuff like the weather or the sweatiness of your palms.

5. In fact, if you’re out in public, just close your eyes and plug your ears because people will likely be talking about them.

Shhhhh!!!!
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Shhhhh!!!!

6. Buy a sash that says “NO SPOILERS.”

And wear it until you’re all caught up.
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And wear it until you’re all caught up.

7. Throw your phone at a wall if you suspect there’s something on the screen that contains spoilers.

SPOILER: It might break.
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SPOILER: It might break.

8. Sit on your computer, or, if that won’t curb the urge to log on, go ahead and just throw it away.

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Don't forget to recycle.

9. Start corresponding via tiny scrolls tucked into bottles that are then tossed into the sea.

This should give you adequate time to catch up on all of your media.
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This should give you adequate time to catch up on all of your media.

10. Walk into the woods and live off of the land for a while.

All the free poisonous berries you can eat.
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All the free poisonous berries you can eat.

11. Crawl into a cave and stay there.

You can keep yourself warm by rocking back and forth.
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You can keep yourself warm by rocking back and forth.

12. Why not try putting a box on your head like this:

Hm?
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Hm?

13. Catch up on sleep. Like, a lot of it.

After all, dreams don’t have spoilers.
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After all, dreams don’t have spoilers.

14. Or actually, you could totally forgo sleep entirely and watch every second of everything. Like, all of it.

The kids are calling that “bingeing.”
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The kids are calling that “bingeing.”

Avoid spoilers; watch YouTube TV.