1. Everyone hides their valuables in pots and plants around their house.
And everyone’s got a really bad habit of leaving their front doors unlocked. You’d think people would be a bit more concerned with home security when there’s a Great Ancient Evil threatening the land, but nooooo.
6. If someone has any form of amnesia, then they’re probably the Chosen One.
Can’t remember your name? You’re the Chosen One. Have a dark, mysterious secret? You’re the chosen one. Hometown burned down before the opening credits? You’re definitely the chosen one.
10. Nobody’s capable of doing anything ever. Except for you.
Hey. I know you’re trying to stop that Evil Warlock from bringing about the End Of The World, but I really need someone to hit the farmer’s market for me. I mean, come on, you can’t be that busy.