Not one to be easily one-upped, uber-helmsman Spielberg is aiming high with his just announced coming-of-age epic based upon the 2008 Katy Perry hit.
King Imhotep has brazenly returned to Cairo to take over his earthly throne from embattled Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak.
Internet sensation Denny DelVecchio makes big splash, prying Vincent Jackson from the Vikings at the 11th hour.
Shunning the lukewarm overtures of the Milwaukee Bucks, NBA supersub Brendan Haywood decided to stick with his surprisingly tolerant current team, the Dallas Mavericks.
Your favorite mall book chain still rocks the house.
Can’t say the same for its would be vanquisher.
An elderly Minnesota woman offered herself up to Landon last evening as a “prize” if he beat Algeria.
I think we know how that one turned out.
Just when you think the man has gone away, back he comes with another dope groove.
You just fired America’s culinary Dr. Emmitt Brown, baldie, and Denny’s not letting it go.
The portly, bald Tom Cruise that we witnessed last night was another sad reminder of how fleeting Hollywood beauty can be.
I’m not sure what it is, but this guy did something of note.
It’s over, but Jack Bauer has a few things to get off of his chest.
Isn’t it high time that your lady of choice was enveloped in the warmth and elegance of a Schitbag?
Poverty, war and disasters have you down?
Well it’s time for Vanilla Funk to make things alright again.
The CEO of The Universe tries to make amends for putting his Gulf of Mexico in harm’s way for the CEO of BP
Stop on by, my subjects.
Yours in Love,