1. Cue her Morning Entrance: The Sees Sunglasses
3. You hear pounding
4. You smell coffee
5. You get 1, then 2, then 5, then 20 RESPONSES AT ONCE!!!
6. If you bring her cookies, she’ll be nice to you. Like an offering to the gods.
7. oh, and don’t talk to her around steak.
8. If you piss her off on social media in front of people, FORGET. IT.
9. YOU BETTER RUN FOR COVER!
10. AND PRAY HARD!
11. I SAID PRAY HARD!
12. If you’re loyal, she’s got your back.
13. But always remember, dessert incentivize.
14. She hates hair. Facial hair.
15. She makes grown men cry.
16. Her favorite words are…
“DISGUSTING” (without an exclamation point)
“DUMB” (drop an octave)
and… her favorite of all.
20. She is like a pro-active soccer Mom when it comes to projects.
21. And she will think EVERYTHING OUT BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO WIN!
22. Quite honestly
23. Overall, she’s like a cuddly bunny.
24. a cuddly bunny who never answers phone calls…
25. But remember
26. because she’s a bad ass
- Donald Trump's supporters think his comments about Miss Universe are no big deal.