74m9m20300702

Why did I know it was going to be fucking Jacob Sartorius

There’s no such thing as the most popular girl or guy in school because quite frankly nobody cares.

All the girls are at least like 5’6” and super thin and all the guys are over 6’ and ripped as hell?? First of all, most of us haven’t finished puberty yet so we’re still growing, and second, we spend half our waking time sitting in school and the other half trying to make sense of… Read More

After school they always spend the entire night going out with their friends but in reality we’re usually doing homework or studying while we’re not at an after school activity or sport. And when we do have free time it’s usually spent at home watching Netflix or catching up on some… Read More

When Michael hits Meredith with his car.

When Dunder Mifflin is holding a contest among its branches to see which branch can collectively lose the most weight but Pam accidentally steps on the scale that Scranton Branch is weighing itself on and has to step off because she is going to New York for art school. Then the rest… Read More

Creed’s mung beans that he grows on a damp paper towel in his desk drawer that gives him “a distinct old people smell”. Also when Ryan talks about how he shared a Word document with Creed where Creed writes down what he calls his “Creed Thoughts” into what he thinks is his own personal… Read More

Megadesk

Dinner Party, when Jan and Michael invite all the couples in the office to their house for dinner. Then after Pam and Jim arrive, Jan and Michael give them a house tour and in the master bedroom there is a camera on a tripod facing the bed that (either Michael or) Jan quickly stashes… Read More

When Kevin spills an entire pot of his famous chili.