1. An essential oil stick because there are endless things that could trigger a mid-day migraine at the office. (Susan's voice, for example.)
2. A Sriracha to-go bottle keychain for transforming your sad desk lunch into a spicy treat.
3. A foldable and portable standing desk so you can get on your feet when you feel a nap attack sneaking up.
4. Motivational stress balls to take your frustrations out on when you're asked to re-do those PowerPoint slides for the third time.
5. A hilarious coffee mug that'll make early mornings slightly more tolerable.
6. A pair of noise-isolating headphones because listening to the Stranger Things soundtrack definitely makes the hours go by faster.
7. A mini Crock-Pot for heating up food up right at your desk so there's no risk of someone eating your lunch "accidentally".
8. A pack of mint-flavored energy gum to boost your focus when you're feeling drowsy and unproductive at 3 p.m.
9. A memory foam seat cushion and lumbar pillow that'll make sitting down for hours and hours a comfier experience.
10. A quiet little desk fan because there's no way you'll be productive when it's 500 degrees in the office.
11. A mousepad with gel support so your wrist feels less ~rekt~ after a day of clicking and typing.
12. A mirror puzzle cube to stimulate your brain on slow days or just during lunch break. Plus, it'll make a cool desk ornament.
13. A productivity timer that'll help you break a huge project down into manageable chunks.
14. A mug warmer because running to the microwave every 20 minutes to reheat your coffee is not fun at all. Some of us drink very slowly, okay?!
15. A cascading wall organizer for keeping all your papers organized so you're not drenched in sweat from anxiety when it's time to file expenses.
16. A mini humidifier to rescue your skin and nose from the desert that is your cubicle.
17. Feather pens that'll make jotting down meeting notes less of a chore (and you'll definitely notice if someone tries to steal one of these off your desk).
18. A foot hammock so you can kick back, relax...and finish that report.
19. A pair of stylish computer glasses for anyone who stares at a screen for eight hours or more. They're designed to minimize eye strain caused by blue light emitted from digital screens and fluorescent lighting.
20. Adorable succulents to keep you company when your work spouse is on vacation.
21. A refreshing rose water facial mist that'll not only wake you up but will also give your skin some much needed moisture (especially when the AC is on full blast).
22. An adjustable stand so you can see every notification coming in without having to pick your phone up. No more missed text messages!
23. A desk plaque for sparking up some truly riveting conversations (that don't involve the weather).
24. A privacy filter to fend off your nosy co-workers who just HAVE to see what's on your screen. (Lol, you're actually reading this post but it's still none of their business!)
25. Notepads that accurately describe an average day at your office.
26. Peel-and-stick cable clips because if you have to climb under the desk ONE MORE TIME to retrieve the charging cord, you're gonna lose it.
27. A time-marked water bottle so you don't have to keep track of how many cups of water you drank throughout the day. This will do all the work for you!
28. A wonderfully random screaming goat figurine to cheer you up when you're having a ~baaad~ day.
29. A daily mood flip chart that'll spell out exactly what you're feeling — just so everyone knows.
30. A Dundie Award because you deserve a prize for dealing with Toby from HR.
